6.04.2008

My Daily Rant - 3.14.08 - 4500 Bucks?

Mmm...Fourth Day doing this...I'm surprised that I still have people actually reading this. I'm #1 in the most popular List for Kellenberg but lets see if I can get on St Johns list too.
Disclaimer
This is entirely satirical. No one is meant to be hurt, (although some people will be) These opinions are childish, immature, and non factual.


BTW There still is a video rant up a new one will be up on Monday. If you like it, Comment it bc it goes on your news feed.

Now to todays. Ive decided that I really do not care about the Governor Spitzer prostitute thing. His wife looked washed up so that really sucks for her. Damn. Were lucky it wasn't a male prostitute. If it was I guarantee you wouldn't here about it. And 4500$? That much money for one night?

Shit.

She better LOVE anal sex.

Nah I'm kidding. Mah junk is to clean for that. I don't want to get it any darker. I've decided to compile a list of other things you can buy with...4500 bucks.

450 REGULAR hookers that LOVE anal sex.
4 Round trip tickets to Tokyo and enough for one night with a Japanese hooker named Goku...and her midget counterpart Pikachu.
A 4k down payment on a car with 500 left over for 50 REG hookers.
If you are the rel type and you do not want to pay for hookers
4500 dollars deposited into my account. Shit I am a god.
and FINALLY
a 4k tv with a 85$ spice channel subscription and enough money left over to buy you lube for those 450 hookers.

Enough of that.

Next week will start the Chronicles to expose the truth!
Women = Evil.

laterrrrrr
o yea...video version is right here
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1012618840547

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