My Daily Rant - 3.17.08 - I LOVE Miley Cyrus

What is it…8 days? It probably isn't but my sense of time is really screwed up. O! However, it is in fact St Patrick’s Day. This note will have nothing to do with the Irish. I am not going to lie, I am afraid of them. You ever see diary of an Angry Black Woman? Well it is more like BIBLE of an Angry Irishman. Forgive me great Celts
Now to today’s note. New video blog is UP.

My Bi-Weekly Video Rant 3.17.08

Remember if you like this the best thing you can do is tell the person next you. Thanks.

Disclaimer- Everything to follow this is completely satirical. It is not meant for anyone to catch feelings. These comments are childish, immature, and nonfactual.

At the center where I work one of the kids LOVES Hannah Montana. Hannah Montana’s real name is actually Miley Cyrus who is the daughter of Billy Cyrus. Now I have never heard this girl before so I downloaded some of her songs. Besides the fact that we all know she does not write her own songs she probably lip synchs it was actually a pleasurable listen. Now before everyone goes on a rant and calls me gay for liking a song that is played on the Disney Channel you people are acting like some songs just don’t have that universal factor which causes everyone to jig. Miley Cyrus struck something here. She will be HUGE. She is pretty, (she’s underage so she cannot be hot), and she has good songs. In addition, just like every other teen star she is teetering on the edge of disaster. She has a crossroads. She can be Christina Aguilera or turn into that saggy boobed drunk Lindsey Lohan. Nevertheless, I think it is safe to say that Miley is the new Britney.

By the way, I will NEVER talk about Britney. That girl was and still IS gorgeous. She is just going through some problems. Do not forget Britney, Jacques still loves you.

In addition, I hate when people will get up an arms because of a song. You people are denying that there aren’t just some songs that EVERYONE likes. I mean damn Cascada is that damn GIRL.

I LOVE songs that make me feel like I am on an acid trip.

Cascada is another one of those people. Remember that song “Every Time I Touch”? People were bumping that in the ghettos of America. I mean they played that in the clubs and all the black people were like “Hmm how do we dance to this?”. Now everyone has their own taste in music but everyone understands that there are those songs that EVERYONE likes. What about “Blue”? I do not care how “gangster” you are. You LOVED that song when it came out. “Crazy Town” had GOTHS rapping. “Smack That” had old people in nursing homes getting frisky. “Love Is a Battlefield” made everyone run away from home and get pregnant.

One man you cannot deny that has transcended genres has to be Eminem. That black guy has done EVERYTHING. I am exhausted. You people have a great week. See you tomorrow. I am going to go party boy someone.

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Laterrrr.