You ever watch TV without having a remote? Honestly it is probably one of the most annoying things in Human existence besides pregnancy and drunk Asian people. (It is a joke, a joke!). I mean sitting on one channel and watching commercials is something that I am used to because the two major TV’s that I watch both individually have no remote. I mean commercials are fun to watch sometimes. That is how my life can be described sometimes.
One giant commercial with a very good TV show in the middle. Yesterday was probably an intense day - for everyone that was not working. Sadly enough during Memorial Day I was working. I expected it to be completely dead with no one there to bother me as a coworker and I played some Sony freaking PSP.
It was the contrary.
Has the American society deteriorated that much? Memorial Day is a day where we must chill, grill, and drink until we are blind and end up making out with the family dog. The mall was packed yesterday for reasons that I am still baffled about.
That was a commercial. The TV show actually shows up during work when I decide to act around. I do not have to tell you people any more than I already have, I am the best employee that they have and I take pride in this. Now laziness is extremely hard to overcome at times and that creates a problem at time.
Besides work, yesterday was really uneventful besides Stephanie’s dog drooling in my car.
I will punt that rat.
As we speak I am watching this show called MTV Juvies. Now we already know MTV does not talk about music anymore, but this Juvies show is gold. They act out why these kids enter Butt-rape heaven [jail] and then they actually send them there. In Juvie they even have art class. Freaking art class. This 14 year old kid is in Jail for beating up a kid that put a Kick Me sign on his back.
What did he do?
He put it on his back, then he kicked his ass.
Now when the prison people talk to the kids they are so condescending. It is actually pretty funny.
“Why are you here?
Well some kid-
You know why you are here and you are going to stay here
But it wasn’t my fa-
Yes it was. You beat that kid to a little bloody pulp. I hope you are proud of yourself you little hoodlum you.
Why are you so me-
Mean? I am not mean, Big Bubba is mean, and I am nice if anything.”
I hope he is gentle.