My birthday is tomorrow. Great. 19 the most boring age in history.
About 8 months ago I received a MONSTER ticket from an MTA Officer coming off the Throgs Neck Bridge. 76 in a 40. Now in three hours I have the courtdate since I decided to fight the ticket. What is going to happen? I am going to be anally raped by the law. Now I am not going to jail, I am just about to get DOMINATED. Great.
Fuck the Celtics
Now as we already know I love my sister.
Well not really because she is a pain and apparently she is kind of attractive so I do not like to bring her places.
“You come here with anyone?”
“Yea but he is only my brother”
DING DING DING.
But she does bring light to my life at times. Yesterday I was just hanging out in the basement writing the rant for the day and she kicks open my door and screams, RAWR!!!!!
Now why was she rawring?
Fuck the Celtics
We needed toilet paper.
Fantastic. What do I do? I decide to take a bottle of water and chuck it at her but it misses her and hits the dog. Now my dog NEVER shuts up. It is like an animalistic version of me.
Cute eh?
So we decided to yell racial slurs at it until it shut up but that did not work as well as I thought it would.
Now I went to work and almost witnessed a lady trying to steal something from me. I hand her the product and five seconds later I see her outside on the phone…with the product in her hand.
Fuck the Celtics
\Wtf?
What is going on with people now a days? What did I do?
“YOU CANNOT WALK OUT WITH THAT. GET BACK IN HERE”.
Fuck the Celtics
She was extremely apologetic but I did not believe it neither did I care. I would have laid the foot down if it came down to it.
Damn.
Eventually I head to Danny’s house to hang out with Kills and Thrills. Nothing happened, but after watching THIS YouTube video I was enlightened to what apparently three things women are good for.
Cooking
Fuck the Celtics
Cleaning
Vagina.
Now I do not believe this at all but it was a great laugh that was had by all. But is that not what life is about?
Fuck the Celtics
Wish me LUCK in court today.
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