If you have never met me in person you may already know how stupid I get sometimes. I hate when people eat, smoke, drink in my car and yet every now and then it just happens. It mostly happens when I head to the drive through. O well lets move on.
Steve, Michelle, and I head to the drive through at Checkers. At this moment Michelle had to use the bathroom but Steve and I were not having it and since she was sitting in the back...I was not gonna let her out. We get to the drive through and Steve pulled out coupons from our last trip to Checkers. We were supposed to get the 2+2=4 deal. Here is how it went down...
O yea she had a hispanic accent..so read it with that.
"Can I help you?"
"Whats up home skillet...err can I have the 2+2=4 deal?"
"What?!?"
"2.+.2=4 deal."
"What is this deal you speak of?"
"I do not know... I have this piece of paper here"
"Do you have a COUPAWWWN?"
"What?"
"A COUPAWWN?"
"What is a coupawwn? I have this piece of paper"
"What paper?"
"This one" I then shove the paper at the intercom"
"drive up to the window please!"
Now she was tripping out. I think she was pretty mad and I normally do not care at all when people are mad at me...but not when they are handling my food. She took for EVER to give us the food, and Steve made a joke about them spitting in it. That made me laugh and I slammed my steering wheel and the car honked. We froze. The lady came outside and said..
"Is there a damn problem?"
"No...my bad"
"Then calm down"
When we got the food the fries were soggy. Yea they spit in that food alright. Ugh...we ended up having to go to Taco Bell across the street to get food. Steve tried to educate me on drive through etiquette and Michelle kept complaining that she had to use the bathroom. When we parked at the Taco Bell we told her to just go use it in the bush. Now she was complaining that it was dark over there so we told her to go behind the dumpster. She obliged and when she walked over Steve looked at me and said...
"Shes gonna get raped dude."
"Wow...MICH-"
"Shh..just finish your taco."
Needless to say she was not raped.
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