Cabin Fever? It exists. Not going to sit here and lie, working two jobs is going to suck. Why? Because I worked 9-5 at Zumiez and 5-10 at Gamestop. On top of that I even left Zumiez early but that did not change anything. It is beginning to blow.
I mean, I walked into work and I saw my friend, who is a security guard, and I told her of my hours.
She asked me why I have not killed my self yet and I told her the gangs in this mall will probably kill me first.
That is what has just been given to me.
I started at the bagel shop where I ran into my father who was at the front of the line and I cut his ass and bought something to eat. The people behind us were pretty peeved seeing as I came in, and started running stuff.
You know how I DO.
The lady told me I cut her and I said that my father was online before her anyway.
“Well that does not mean you get to order before me”
“Believe me lady, I can think of laws that say I am supposed to order before you”
“What is that supposed to mean? That I am being a racist? I AM NOT BEING A GOD DAMN RACIST”
People get SO up in arms when you call them a racist.
“Lady chill and take a joke. Are you stressed? There are some Asians at the mall that can cure that”
“Shut up and get your damn egg sandwich”
“I love you”
Needless to say I headed to work and nothing happened all day until these kids walked into Gamestop as I was closing and they ended up being the highlight of my day. Now let’s pay attention. Massapequa kids are dumb. Yea that is how I said it. I am not a fan of them. Why? Because they have this whole “Massapequa = #1” vibe about them.
But hey, what can you do?
Now a very manly thing to do is to hit another man in the nuts. Why? Because that is what you do. So one kid hits the other in the nuts and then it is a free for all.
They all start hitting each other and one asks me,
“What would you do if I hit you in the nuts?”
“I would hit you in the nuts. Fuck security we will settle this like men.”
Like men I say.