We all know that the internet is law and rightfully so it's laws cannot be bended. If you are frequent visitor of the "internets" then you already are up to date on all the countless and pointless news there is, so me mentioning the alien that landed in Montauk, Long Island is practically old news to you. When you saw it, you probably thought it was an alien of some sort. Sorry.
It is a got-damn dog.
Yes. A damn dog. Do not come in here telling me that Will Smith slipped up and that is an alien ambassodor of sorts. It is a dog. If we were in Atlanta, Georgia then believe me, that would either be a dog(Michael Vick) or a member of the Ying Yang Twins. 
Check the story out -
MONTAUK, New York (CNN) - The residents in the seaside town of Montauk have quite a mystery on their hands. Just what is the mysterious creature that washed up on their shores?
Residents are calling it the "Montauk Monster" because it looks sort of like a dog or a turtle without its shell. Many people just can't tell what it is because the beak-like snout and flipper-like limbs are throwing folks off.
The so-called "monster" washed up on the beach several weeks ago and ever since then the web has been abuzz about its origins. Some think it may have washed up from the nearby Plum Animal Disease Center, where they investigate diseases. The director however denies the creature is from there.
The biggest question that remains about the Montauk Monster though is: is the creature even real?
http://www.wzzm13.com/news/watercooler/story.aspx?storyid=96436&catid=82
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