8.16.2008

Stumbled On: The Final Tupac Album that was never made...




Raekwon?

Kool G Rap?

Queen Latifah?

R FUCKING KELLY?

JACQUES MOREL??!?!

Wow...these are a list of people that Tupac wanted his final album to be. He wanted these guest apperances. What are the chances? How insane is that...look at that list...damn. I mean, he already worked with Meth on All Eyez On Me, but the others would involve trancending the beef between West Coast East Coast...

RIP Tupac.

I WILL!

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Stumbled On: Source Preparing 20th Ann. Issue

The self proclaimed Bible of Hip Hop, Source Magazine, is preparing its 20th anniversary issue. Lately, it seems that it is the cool think to have anniversary issues since everyone is doing it. Sort of like Jacques. No homo.

Yea, awkward. However it is supposed to feature a few Hip Hop icons and a lesbian blimp Queen Latifah will make an appearance in the magazine. Since I rarely buy shit as it is, it will be amazing that I will be dropping my much needed dollars on this.

Exciting?

Yes.

*EDIT* Now that I think about it, who cares about The Source? Not me. Benzino RUINED The Source from what it once was.

SMDH.

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8.15.2008

Stumbled On: Jay Z...In Puppet Form



Although this video is downright hilarious and that puppet grasps the true artisticness (I made that damn word up) of the look of Jay Z's face, it is no where as good as Kanye's Video.

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Stumbled On: Master P to Start New Television Channel


Yes you read that right. Master P P Miller is going to start a new television network with a variety of shows from scripted to unscripted. P Miller is going to launch the channel in 2009 and it will cater to all ages.

Here is a list of some shows to be on the channel...

* "Sunset and Vine": Video show hosted by Vyshonn Miller and Brittany Phillips that will showcase the top hip-hop and R&B acts as well as play classic videos.

* "One Shot Comedy Show": Comedy show hosted by Gary Johnson (a.k.a. G-Thing) featuring established and upcoming comedians.

* "Gee Gee the Giraffe": Children's educational show (will air Saturday morning on BBTV Kids).

* "Manage Your Money": Featuring financially successful people lending tips to promote financial literacy.

* "Close to the Starz": A behind-the-scenes show that takes the viewers up close and personal to their favorite celebrities.

* "Karma TV Show": Bilingual soap opera with an African-American and Latino cast.

* "What's Cooking TV Show": Talk show that covers wide aspects of entertainment and current events while cooking healthy, budget-conscious meals.

* "The Black List Movies": Film showcase featuring classic and contemporary movies, as well as original BBTV productions.

* "Hip-Hop Garage Show": Saturday show that will play new and upcoming music.

Now P Miller will be running it and he is not planning on fighting MTV or BET and he actually calls Bob "Uncle Tom" Johnson a mentor to him.

“I remember him telling me back in the day that if you wanted to know real estate, you’ve got to hang out with real estate investors,” Miller explicates. “If you wanted to know sports, you’ve got to hang out with athletes. I wanted to know TV, so I hung out with Bob and learned the TV game from one of the best in the business.”


As stated before, the channel will launch in 2009 and will probably fail in 2010 due to Master P's TERRIBLE management skills. Maybe him and his dirty sanchez mustache having son will do fine somewhere else.


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Stumbled On: Belly 2...wow this is tremendously illegal.



I have not sat down and watched it yet, but believe me I will. Right after I finish contemplating WHY Game would diss Jay Z.

*Edit* The screen cap makes it look even more revealing...hmmm.

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8.14.2008

Stumbled On: Game says, Fuck You Jay Z



OK. Keep in mind I could be talking about the Prime Minister of Turks and Caicos screwing Rocsi, but I would have to actually care about that. Personally I would fellate Rocsi in the quickest of seconds, but my sexual preferances is NOT what I am blogging about. I already blogged about my sexual preferances. Now I do care about Game dissing the Head Blackman Mr Jay Z.

Check your tone boy.

You gon' sleep outside tonight!

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Stumbled On: Jay Z On New Vibe Magazine Cover


This is the Juice issue which is supposed to commemorate the 15 years of Vibe Magazine. In the issue Jay gets into his marriage to that drunks sister and how he is about to sell the 40/40 club in Vegas. He also talks about his fights with the mysterious disease called Camelitis. When I pick up the magazine personally I will post more on the issue.

Congrats Jay. Congrats on being the top black person behind Mr. Obama. Confreakingrats.

Someone get me a shot.

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Music Info: Max B Disses A Crap Load Of People. O yea, I grew a facial hair!


Max B dissed a shit load of people. In an email from loyal dickrider James B sent me this in an email.

Jacques,

Max B Dissed a lot of people. I do not know if you really would actually CARE but here is some quotables..

..the vigilante season is here || so buckle up
the Milli Vanilli killa || Crissy pucker up
get cha' lips wet || take ya dentures out
let me fill the gums || my dvd's be in slums..

..seen 'em on youtube swappin' spit || what the fu*k is that
thats some homo sh*t, I noticed it || did the domain, on some promo sh*t
that ain't even one-third of the wave || I possess the fury
sensible || get you for your jewlery
ask about the boy || Ima loop yaself || played with the biscuits as a boy
and I never tried to shoot myself
nigga that, coke that you sniffin got you skimpy
come & get me, they gon' find you like Pimp C..

..she touched it in Miami, while you was doin' tracks (ballin)
she even gave me a couple bucks out ya' stash
she said it taste like pastry, what type of fruits is that
she wanna tattoo my name on her ass
them Gang Greene boys, they do the thang
how Jimmy let the game slip thru his hands..

What do you think?


Well James, I am going to tell you something that will change your life. OK?

I grew another facial hair today. I am naming it Bob. Yea I do not care about Max B at all. But if you want to listen to the diss, check it here...
Max B Disses Everyone...Then Jacques Grew a Facial Hair

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Music Info: Whoops, Moesha is back.

Well the borderline retarded show on the Under Paid Negro's channel is NOT back. So please, fellow African American's breathe a sigh of release. Brandy's new single is OUT and to be honest it is a pretty banging track.

Sike, I lied. I only listened to the first 30 seconds and well, it sucked. Take a look for yourself.

She is working on her 5th studio album and that I am excited for. Why? So she can flop and add another reason to the many as to why Miley Cyrus is larger than hip hop.

Stay tuned.

Source: www.myspace.com/foreverbrandy

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Stumbled On: New Keri Hilson Pictures



Since I am an idiot and I lost the bet between who was more "smashable" I must let her grace my blog again with MORE Keri Hilson pictures.

Damnit. I would still hang out with aircraft landing strip Rihanna than her though.

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Music Info: Bone Thugs and Harmony Reunion Tour



Am I excited? Yes. But are not half of the members crazy crack heads by now?

Remember you heard it hear first.
"Bone Thugs-N-Harmony To all of our fans, We are excited and happy to have received all of your enthusiastic messages about our upcoming Re-Union Concert. It has been over a decade since we last performed together, and we are ready to celebrate this historic day with all of you! Many of you have expressed major interest in becoming a VIP guest for this historic event. We are extremely grateful to receive such an outpouring of support for Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. All of you are VIP guests, but unfortunately we can only reward 20 of you with an all-expenses paid experience to witness this special day in our careers. For more info, please log on to MySpace.com - Brand Engine - California - Pop / Hip Hop / R&B - www.myspace.com/brandengine and check out the blog entry - ****"The Bone Thugs-N-Harmony “Uni-5” Re-Union Concert Contest ".**** Our business team is doing an incredible job of fielding all of your e-mails and comments. We can't wait to hear from all of you and look forward to seeing you live on stage!! Oh yeah, what until you hear our new album!! It will make you all proud!! Peace,Love & Respect Krayzie Bone Layzie Bone Wish Bone Flesh n Bone Bizzy Bone BONE THUGS -N- HARMONY "your favorite rap group" "UNI-5" Coming Soon!"

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8.13.2008

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Nignorance: Prodigy's New Blog

>I will for ever love Mobb Deep. Believe me. Please. I was still fans of them after the whole ballerina incident and even though Jay sonned the living crap out of Prodigy. I still listened. But now I find my self being suffocated by this complete horse crap that Prodigy keeps on talking about. In a new blog post he says,


"PRODIGY IS A LEADER. I GO IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. I CHOOSE MY OWN PATH. I WAS ONCE LOST, BUT NOW I AM FOUND."

The man is insane. When he is not speaking about the Illuminati he is dissing his father Jay for being a follower. Although King Camel has been known to do that, come on Prodigy.

"JUST LIKE THE MOVIE, MY SMALL GROUP OF SUPPORTERS AND I WILL DOMINATE AND WIN AT THE END. "

Damnit Prodigy. What are you talking about? He went on to speak about Jerry McGuire and ruin the entire movie for me (I have not seen it).

What ever.

Free P.


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Stumbled On: Hmm...Damnit Tyra. You are always messing stuff up

So I follow Tyra Banks around on a few days a week basis. Every now and then she graces my increasingly popular blog with more useless banter about what she does. What has she done now?

She cast a tranny in America's Next Top Model. Now this is JUST rumor but, hey, look at that. She is definitely packing.

Ew.

Source: Media Take Out

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Would You Hit?: Trina




Would I? Yes.

But, would you? New poll will be up soon since Rihanna lost vs. Trina. A travesty I tell you. A TRAVESTY!

Didn't Trina used to date Lil Wayne? Yea, and Something You Forgot was was about her about Nivea. Thanks Chris! That is one of the only songs I like of his, and if that was about Trina then I am very disapointed.

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Stumbled On: How Not to Flow...

A Collection of the worst rap lines.

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Music Info: Lil Wayne to Appear on a Plethora of Upcoming Bad Boy Albums


Ahh so it seems everyone's favorite crackhead is going to be on a bunch of upcoming Bad Boy albums. Now we can compare Lil Wayne to HPV.

Everyone has him on their songs, and sometimes you have no idea they have him on their songs, and sometimes (primarily in females) he stands out.

Damn. O well here is the albums he is supposed to be on...

+
Gorilla Zoe dont Feed The Animals Late 2008 early 2009
+
Diddy New album December 2008
+
Cassie New album Feb 2009
+
Mario Winans New album March 2009

You heard it here first.

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Music Info: Az Lost. Big Time.


Personally I would not have really cared about this, but this is practically the dynamic duo. Batman and Robin. But Batman never gets jealous of Robin, and it seems like AZ was trying to say here that Nas felt like their was competition between them. Also it says that Nas did not want to put out How Ya Livin out.


That is not a good look for AZ. O well.

As they say on the internet,

AZ lost.

Sucks.

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8.12.2008

Stumbled On: Mike Jones gets hit in the face. Who? Mike Jones



Wait, Who got smacked?

Mike Jones.

No really...who?

Mike Jones yo.

This is almost as good as the Maino Hi Hater video.

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Stumbled On: My last Rick Ross Post.



I do not know what is funnier. The fact that he has not called my friend sue-i-cide yet, or the fact that he probably will call him.

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Music Info: Isaac Hayes son remembers him,


As you may already know Isaac Hayes passed away the other day. This is something I read on his son's website Dirty and the Beest.

I quote, "

This is hard. I wanna thank everyone who has called, e-mailed or texted me in the last day. It means a great deal to me and my family. So many things are going on in my head right now it’s kind of hard to think. I wanna write though. I know this will help me. This is gonna be kinda jumbled. I’m sad, I’m angry, I’m happy all at once right now. I have so many memories of being my fathers son. Little things that make all the difference. Things that help me maintain right now. I can’t be too sad though. My father did great, great things as a Musician, Humanitarian, a Father and a Black man. I’m so happy he touched and inspired so many people in a positive way. I am more proud of my father than anyone could know. I’m so messed up right now that he’s gone too soon for me but his life was a good one. He lived! Traveled the world. Followed his dreams and was extremely blessed and successful. I will no longer take another second for granted in my life and work towards all my goals with renewed drive and purpose. I do it for my dad. I do it for me. This blog included. Hug the ones you love right now. I didnt get to hug my father before he passed. Let go of silly things that have you at odss with the ones you love. Life is short. Live."

R.I.P Mr Hayes.

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Stumbled On: Kanye West - Champion Video



He made this video for 1500 dollars. Fantastic video.

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Would You Hit?: Solange Knowles



Not going to front at all Solange is not that bad at all.

"

…It’s Friday night at 11 P.M. What are you doing?
I’m either at home with my son or out drinking some Coronas and adding to my beer belly.

Where do you drink your Coronas?
Dive bars. Two doors down from here there’s a little joint that’s full of old rednecks. I go in there, drop $10 in the jukebox, play nothing but Marvin and Prince and just get wasted. The rednecks are like, “What the
fcuk?”

What kind of drunk are you?
I am a Miss-Tina’s-in-the-back-of-my-head kind of drunk.

You mean, your mom. What is she saying?
“Girl, you better have some panties on!” My mom’s so reserved-last year, for my 21st birthday, she was like, “You can have one glass of champagne, and that’s it.” I said, “First of all, I haven’t lived with you since I was 17. Second, I’m divorced. And third, I have a kid. I am drinking tonight.”

If we drug-tested you, what would we find?
I’ve got a song called “Champagne Chronic Nightcap.” That’s about as wild as it gets for me-that and the Coronas.

Are you a good girl or a bad girl?
Definitely…um…You know, I was so trained to say a god girl, but I really straddle that line.

Ever doubted your sexual orientation?
You mean like in that Katy Perry song? Negative. I’m strictly dickly.

How about videotaped yourself having sex?
Nope. Ain’t no Solo tapes, y’all.

How would you characterize your taste in sex.
A good girl never kisses and tells. Didn’t I say I straddle that line.


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Source: Necole Bitchie

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Stumbled On: Peedi Crack talking Smack about Mr Crakk.



Just ONE thing needs to be said about this video.

WHO THE FUCK IS PEEDI ASS?

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8.11.2008

Music Info: New Hot Boys





Click here to listen.

What do I think?

You already know what I think

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Stumbled On: The Black Blimp

I remember watching Dr Doolittle and thinking,

"Hey, my 12 year old self would SO do Raven Simone."

Now I look at it and my sperm cries itself to a slow death inside.

Taken From : http://www.crunktastical.net/

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Music Info: Lil Wayne's Daughter is alive and well.

Damnit.

Jokes people.

Anyway I was on a few message boards before and the rumor was going around that Lil Wayne's daughter had died. After doing some research I found this on Yahoo Answers.

"“Thanx to all of u who are genuinely concerned about the recent report of Reginae being killed in a car accident. It means a lot to our family to know that so many of u care (calls have been coming in to our family all day & are continuing to do so). I am pleased to inform u that this report is FALSE!! It is merely a rumor started by someone who obviously is miserable in their own skin that they would even have the notion to attack a child. Rest assured Reginae is tucked away in her bed @ this very moment trying to get past the hurt this ugliness has caused her and our family. It’s ironic however that although the evil, hellbound [EXPLETIVE] that started this hate mail did something like this to Reginae…. she still said a special prayer for them 2nite. This is Nae’s Aunt & all of the responses that I wanted give all went out the window when I heard that prayer. So to all of our extended family & friends & fans…please join us in saying a special prayer for the lost soul who simply had nothing better to do….be sure to include .. LORD please forgive them…for they know not what they do”. We love u all,we thank u…and we hope u will spread the good news…Nae-Nae is okay…smile God loves U!!"

Yea she is alive and well. In other news Lil Wayne is still a crackhead. Stay tuned for more information.

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Stumbled On: Freestyle Friday is BACK.


Two Dummies' Guide To Learn How To Freestyle from jeff on Vimeo.

Now I support BET and all because I have too...I am dark skinned.

Not black.

Shit, who is black anymore? The cool thing is to be MIXED. Anyways this is from my funny lightskinned friends at ItsTheReal.com.

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8.10.2008

Music Info: Kanye West will be producing most of Blueprint 3


I swear Jay Z will become Hugh Hefner. The same way Hugh Hefner will never retire from smashing the baddest broads in existence, Jay Z will not stop making songs. We already know that Jay is coming out with Blueprint 3 which was leaked during Kanye West's Glow in the Dark Tour (which is an orgasmic experience may I add...no homo).

Kanye West will be producing most of the Blueprint 3 and I am excited as a little boy in Gamestop for this. A few other snippets, (taken from Press Play >> Fasion Foward)
"+ Kanye will indeed be producing most, if not all, of the album. Remember back in the day when an artist would do a whole album with one producer for cohesiveness? Think classic Snoop or Jeru with Primo... and fast forward it to 2008.

+ Jay will be leaking the finished version of "Jockin" as soon as he adds a new 3rd verse to the song.

+ Tracks to look for include the aforementioned "Jockin' Jay-Z" and a new track entitled "Victory" that the rumor mill says is simply amazing."

You heard it here second...lol.

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Stumbled On: Q-Tip Giving us a little teaser


A few days ago I leaked a story which told about Q-Tip preparing his new album. Am I excited? Hell yes. Here is a video with my man Consequence video taping Q getting ready.

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Stumbled On: M.I.A Terrorist Allegations...What the fuck?

Remember all she wants to do is *bang bang bang bang* chu-ching and take your money.
From loyal reader Mike H.
This video is NSFW. As in it is pretty gruesome. Don't lose your shit over it.


Watch the video. Apparently the rapper DeLon released a video earlier this week accusing M.I.A of being related to a terrorist organization in Sri Lanka. Now we already know about M.I.A's bummy freedom fighter style which apparently makes tons of people want to be her. Shoot, people want to be me.

Long story.

Anyway's the allegation says that M.I.A is putting signs to the Sri Lankan(sp?) terrorist group called LTTE. This group does not play and is one of the most dangerous terrorist groups in the world.

I knew Mrs. Crackhead was serious. Apparently her "street cred" is legit. Now we already know that M.I.A was just gaining popularity here and this might be a huge DEAL to her popularity.

Who knew M.I.A would actually take my monaaay?

Shoot me an email with any other cool things you stumble on...fuzzhead035@gmail.com

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